Things That Are Difficult to Say When Drunk:
Things That Are Very Difficult to Say When Drunk:
Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When Drunk:
Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight?
Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing.
You’re right; I can’t jump over that table.